So question of the day for the male followers: what is the acceptable length and/or style of pants that I should be wearing? Well men- do NOT fear, we are here to answer your question.The answer is definitely not the pants pictured (sorry John), for these are women's pants... So something to take from this- I never thought I would have to say this- do NOT wear women's pants... Shop in the men's section of the stores only... This will help ensure that you will not make the mistake of purchasing women's items. Really, is there a flood coming? (Again, sorry John)
Next, jeans that have more bedazzlement than one of Flava Flav's many necklaces or Nelly's grillz, are definitely off limits. Most women do not enjoy your Tasmanian Devil boxer shorts, so if you could hike those pants up a bit- we'd appreciate it, thanks. Men also who wear the "Ed Hardy" pants- please don't. They are in no way attractive and please ask your girlfriend or mom to take you shopping for some new cooler ones- for the sake of all humanity.
If you ever have any questions, please feel free to ask us, as we are the experts!
In my defense... these are my hangover pants
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